Dear Hilton, What’s My Type?

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Dear Hilton,

Do you group guests into types? If so, what type am I?

Is there a type for people who stay often, but only for a night or two, don’t drink at the bar downstairs, but do fill out the feedback surveys online that you send out?

Is there a type that wishes the internet speeds were better than what I could get on AOL ten years ago over a phone line?

Maybe there’s no group for that type, because it would contain pretty much everyone. 🙂

PS Thanks for the bacon at the free breakfast. You guys make my favorite bacon anywhere. I eat it every stay, even though I shouldn’t. I tell myself that it’s rare for me since I might not be a another hotel again soon (though we both know that’s a lie).