Dear McDonald’s, Thanks for the Wi-fi

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Dear McDonald’s,

Thanks for free wi-fi. Last week when I nearly bricked my Evo (android) and needed a fast(-ish) connection to download ideas on bringing it back to life again, you were conveniently located, and happened to serve food, too. Nice job.

Also, thanks for being everywhere. Jeez, seriously. Even crappy little middle-of-nowhere towns in are-you-sure-you-aren’t-lost?-Virginia have a McDonald’s, where I can get a fast drink and half a dozen bags of Apple Dippers (don’t ask, and yes, I decline the caramel).

About that Filet o’ Fish I bought Tuesday, though… first time in a decade, I’m sure, and never again. Yikes.