Misc. Stuff. An App That Tracks McDonald’s fries?

This would only be useful in urban areas, but I’d like to see a location-based smartphone app that had updates on the quality of McDonalds fries.

McDonalds fries, when they are great, are really great. But most of the time, they aren’t. And sometimes, I feel like getting some fries, but it’s a gamble on whether they will be any good. If only there was an app that could tell me the latest reviews of fries, so I could go to the closest McDonalds that was making good ones right now.

*PS I know the trick about asking for fries with no salt, so that they have to make a fresh batch just for you. But that feels like cheating, and delaying other people’s orders.